Welcome to the Kearnival

Today I need to purchase new hangers because my friend/old roommate nugget Erin Walsh decided to steal them one at a time, slowly but surely. I hold no regrets. 

My nerves are a bit high today ah! I hope first week back is going smoothly for the Dayton Flyers and if you go to Flanny's tonight please purchase a dollar well for me and place it near the jukebox. Actually, make it a double. Thanks. Also, do not wear slippers out I've made that mistake too many times to let a good friend do it.

Smell ya later!